Murderpants

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here
darnni:

There was one time when Elmo ate a child’s face…

darnni:

There was one time when Elmo ate a child’s face…

fuzzy-purple-lights:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

I love this so much

Daddy: you be a good girl while Daddy's at work princess okay
Me: okies Daddy, but... um
Daddy: spit it out baby I'm gonna be late
Me: I haven't had cummys all week...
Daddy: I am aware...
Me: ... I'm squishy Daddy
Daddy: and?
Me: *wriggles* can I has them please Daddy. Can I cum please
Daddy: I want you to edge all day babygirl and if your panties are wet enough when I get home then I'll think about letting you cum
Me: *whines* *whimpers* *gets wet*
Daddy: have a great day princess *kisses my head*
gookgod: all yall goin to hell
otler:

But have you seen this

otler:

But have you seen this

Whether you come back by page, or by the big screen. Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

honestyismodesty:

owoeirkgphogjshskqoeog:

Is it really necessary that people make a huge deal over shit like this?

Yes, it is.

honestyismodesty:

owoeirkgphogjshskqoeog:

Is it really necessary that people make a huge deal over shit like this?

Yes, it is.

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

Tiana Appreciation Week Day 2 - Favorite Scene 
You have within you more love than you could ever understand.
Rumi (via recoveryisbeautiful)