Murderpants

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

84emojis:

everybody wanna eat dont nobody wanna cook

fuckyeahtattoos:

BY HANGMANDEX

fuckyeahtattoos:

BY HANGMANDEX

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???
Anonymous

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

image

amazing

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage